Amusement in the Pharmacy

So during one of my few breaks from coding today, I was treated to a sight at which I couldn't help but laugh:

One of our schizophrenic patients was in our first counseling room, while I attempted to locate another one of her scripts. A new patient came to the window and struck up conversation. I'm not too clear on the details leading up to it, but all of a sudden I hear him joking "and you know how the voices just tell you to do that."

Yeah, just step on over into the next room, there's someone in there who can tell you ALL about those voices.